Celty Sturluson. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
prefers_head) wrote2011-08-18 01:47 pm
prefers_head) wrote2011-08-18 01:47 pm
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>>1. Text.
[nononononononononononononononononononononnonononononononononoonononononononononono--
This is Celty's WORSE NIGHTMARE. Well, not really. It just doesn't help that these creatures are terribly ugly. And remind her of aliens.
She's deathly afraid of aliens.
So here you go, a terrified wall of text from a Dullahan:]
>>This is horrible! They must be the bretheren of aliens. I watched a special on this once.
>>I... didn't exactly write down any of the tips!
I know I should have!
>>But really, I didn't expect this at all! What do we do?
[Oh. She still has to introduce herself.]
This is Celty's WORSE NIGHTMARE. Well, not really. It just doesn't help that these creatures are terribly ugly. And remind her of aliens.
She's deathly afraid of aliens.
So here you go, a terrified wall of text from a Dullahan:]
>>This is horrible! They must be the bretheren of aliens. I watched a special on this once.
>>I... didn't exactly write down any of the tips!
I know I should have!
>>But really, I didn't expect this at all! What do we do?
[Oh. She still has to introduce herself.]
Text.
[Where's the "end" button on this thing?!]
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FREAK OUT ON ME, ARE YOU.
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I'M NOT GOING TO PROBE YOU OR DISSECT YOU OR ANYTHING.
IF ANYTHING DISSECTING PEOPLE IS SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP.
JUST DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT AND YOU'LL BE FINE.