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This is Celty's WORSE NIGHTMARE. Well, not really. It just doesn't help that these creatures are terribly ugly. And remind her of aliens.
She's deathly afraid of aliens.

So here you go, a terrified wall of text from a Dullahan:]

>>This is horrible! They must be the bretheren of aliens. I watched a special on this once.
>>I... didn't exactly write down any of the tips!
I know I should have!
>>But really, I didn't expect this at all! What do we do?

[Oh. She still has to introduce herself.]

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THEY'RE NOT THE "BRETHREN OF ALIENS", DUMBASS.
IF THEY WERE THEY WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING SOME OF US.
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FISH MONSTERS. THEY'RE NOT THAT HARD TO KILL.

I'M AN ALIEN MYSELF, SO I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, IDIOT.

>>...

[Where's the "end" button on this thing?!]

WHAT
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FREAK OUT ON ME, ARE YOU.

[He's laughing so much at you right now, Celty.]

For someone who can produce a scythe that's three times her size, you sure do have a lot of fear for something as stupid as fish monsters. C'mon, Celty. They're not so bad.

...They might even taste good.

R THERaLIENS 2 OMGNO

[yeeeah she was kind of so freaking out that her texting was pretty horrible. translation: ARE THERE ALIENS, TOO OMG NO]

[... Obviously she's being a bit of a derp here. Of course she's skilled with a weapon and can defend herself!

Silly Celty.]

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[D-don't laugh.

Sheesh, can't a woman fear some alien-fish?]

[It takes a moment to respond... What does that even say--Oh.]

[But in real life, she's a lot more shaky about this. Your calm words are comforting!}

[Well, some monsters have to be killed in very specific ways. And others simply need to take damage to be killed. So asking about how to kill them wasn't too silly!]

[When she's a headless dullahan who can't be harmed? Tch, no. He will continue to giggle.]

Of course you're not. You can't eat. What was I thinking. Of course you don't. No one does~. But they're kinda neat I think! Although kinda sharp..nn.

Ah, well. They're like any other stupid animal. Incapable of opening doors. I'm sure you're safe. I don't think they're aliens though.

...I do have to wonder. What's up with your fear of aliens?

Edited 2011-08-19 00:32 (UTC)

first fish things and now this i hate this place so much

i dont mean that i mean like those creepy green things from the movies and stuf trying to eat ur brains and crap!!!

[Meep.]

...............WAT DO U MEAN UNDEAD FOLLOWED U

Now, now, I'm not an moron. It's obvious you're horrified.

Plus, I'm pretty sure I've remember an incident or two from before....

[A smirk. It may not be video but it's pretty obvious through his voice that he's talking down to her a little. Or not really so much that as he is teasing her.]

So what is it? No one 'dislikes' aliens. They either believe in them and are interested or horrified, or they don't believe in them and that's that. It's okay to have fears- we all have them. Even if yours is a bit of a strange situation considering...You're not even human. Granted, you're a lot more human than that idiot Shizu-chan. Funny, don't you think? Considering the genetic differences.

[Not exactly what she was asking for. But this is Izaya, after all.]

She just wants this to end and forget already!]

[It might not be so unreasonable though. There's a memory she's not too fond of...]

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[text] drat, karkat beat kanaya to it

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let me know if I should drop the color/font quirk, okay?

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quirk is just fine /o/

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gosh I wish I could say this was just Kanaya trolling. But it's not.

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